we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
