this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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