is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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