I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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