he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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