dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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