She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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