I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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