I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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