dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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