I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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