All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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