you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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