Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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