yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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