I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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