Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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