Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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