she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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