It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
do nipples grow back?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
