I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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