So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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