my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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