Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
All the doctor said was why
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize