I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
