I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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