God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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