Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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