Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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