"it" just moved
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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