i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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