return my video game
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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