laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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