guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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