this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
His nipple licking is glorious
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