On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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