My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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