i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
