Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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