How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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