Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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