ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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