I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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