All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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