Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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