ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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