This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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