I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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