school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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