bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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