He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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