My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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