let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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